If corn oil comes from corn, where does baby oil come from?
              If there is no God, who pops up the next Kleenex in the box?
              How did a fool and his money GET together?
              If nothing sticks to Teflon, how do they stick Teflon on the pan?
              How do they get a deer to cross at that yellow road sign?
              If it's tourist season, why can't we shoot them?
              What's another word for thesaurus?
              Why do they sterilize the needles for lethal injections?
              What do they use to ship styrofoam?
              Why is abbreviation such a long word?
              Why is there an expiration date on my sour cream container?
              Why do kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
              How do you know when it's time to tune your bagpipes?
              When you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?
              Does fuzzy logic tickle?
              Do blind Eskimos have seeing-eye sled dogs?
              Do they have reserved parking for non-handicap people at the
                 Special Olympics?
              Why do they call it a TV set when you only get one?
              Do radioactive cats have 18 half-lives?
              What was the best thing before sliced bread?

              A few extras from me:
              If they arrest a mime, when they read her her rights, do thy bother to
                  tell her she has the right to remain silent?
              How come we drive on the parkway and park on the driveway?
              If you sue a parsley farmer and win, do you garnish his wages?